Friday, April 07, 2006
Soap Spoof (Part 5)
Luke and John are sitting.
Tom: So how are we gona pull these birds?
John: We don’t want any kind of birds. I don’t wana be called a bird fancier. I want the really sophisticated ones, the intelligent ones, like lesbian feminists.
Luke: How are we gona do that then? The thing about feminists is that they hate men. The thing about lesbians is that they prefer women. Also feminist lesbians aren’t sluts. So our chances of pulling are slim.
John: For most men the chances would be slim, but are we like most men? No. I have a plan.
Tom: The last time you had a plan our wives ended up dead as we cut the breaks to Conan’s car to try and kill him coz he slept with our wives – at the same time. However he conveniently took the bus that day, whilst our wives who’s getaway car from their ambitious bank heist had been clamped, stole Conan’s car resulting in hilarious consequences and their subsequent tragic deaths.
John: Oh Yeh thanks for reminding me. But don’t worry this plan is fool-proof even for fools.
Next SCENE
John and Tom in what appears to be a feminist bar dressed in women’s clothes.
John: So far your plan isn’t working.
Luke: Give it time.
Two women approach them.
Girl 1: What are two nice lady’s like you doing in a bar like this? Would you like to sleep with us?
John: Score!
Next SCENE
John, who is in bed, wakes up suddenly.
John: What have I done? That woman wasn’t a feminist lesbian! She was a transvestite! Agghhhh!!!
Tom: So how are we gona pull these birds?
John: We don’t want any kind of birds. I don’t wana be called a bird fancier. I want the really sophisticated ones, the intelligent ones, like lesbian feminists.
Luke: How are we gona do that then? The thing about feminists is that they hate men. The thing about lesbians is that they prefer women. Also feminist lesbians aren’t sluts. So our chances of pulling are slim.
John: For most men the chances would be slim, but are we like most men? No. I have a plan.
Tom: The last time you had a plan our wives ended up dead as we cut the breaks to Conan’s car to try and kill him coz he slept with our wives – at the same time. However he conveniently took the bus that day, whilst our wives who’s getaway car from their ambitious bank heist had been clamped, stole Conan’s car resulting in hilarious consequences and their subsequent tragic deaths.
John: Oh Yeh thanks for reminding me. But don’t worry this plan is fool-proof even for fools.
Next SCENE
John and Tom in what appears to be a feminist bar dressed in women’s clothes.
John: So far your plan isn’t working.
Luke: Give it time.
Two women approach them.
Girl 1: What are two nice lady’s like you doing in a bar like this? Would you like to sleep with us?
John: Score!
Next SCENE
John, who is in bed, wakes up suddenly.
John: What have I done? That woman wasn’t a feminist lesbian! She was a transvestite! Agghhhh!!!
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